I almost forgot about my whole hate-love relationship with you!
On one hand, that whole literal shininess bit is nice.
But quickly mitigated by the residual sunburn and migraine you leave in your wake.
Sure, you can slap me on the wrist for neglecting the former.
However, before you jump to any conclusions that I am dehydrated, you should know that I drink water like a camel preparing for a trans-African, multiple dust storm journey ...
What gives, Mister?!