Friday, October 28, 2011

3 year olds know how to party

This whole week has been a rollercoaster of deceit and shallowness but also some true genuinity. Sorting through the hot and cold was exhausting.

Not to mention that it literally dropped down to the 30s overnight and it's SNOWING IN BOSTON, where I was last weekend! NIMBY, snow, nimby... at least not yet....


Basically, today I wanna kick it poolside in Orange County with my niece.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Not acceptable

For lunch, I had the crappiest Thai curry up to this point in my life, and probably for the rest.

So watery: I literally let the waiter take it after I picked out all the chicken and veggies. 

And ever since I've been in a bad mood.

I sound like such a dude.

The eye of the beholder

I don't find Justin Timberlake slightly attractive.

Dude is talented, yes, when his voice doesn't sound whiny... which to his credit he has really improved from the Bye Bye Bye days.

Dance moves? I cannot compete.

Comedic range? Unmistakable. Especially because he is not above playing wonky characters... one specific instance being Peg as Target Lady's best friend (about 2 months ago, I went for a week of watching this sketch about 10 times daily).



But sex appeal? Let's just say everytime I walk past a newsstand in the subway and see him attempting some smoldering variation, I giggle to myself, because to me, his face resembles more the rats I see crawling around beneath the platform.

So him being a bumbling stoned idiot on Letterman made me laugh.

Yeah, I'm just a little shy about sharing other things...so i resort to celebrity mocking. Hah.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Heroes in a half shell

I just sat here crying and snorting laughing for the last 4 minutes over this Tumblr:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses.

"GOD IS THE ARTIST, I JUST FIND THE NINJA TURTLE IN HIS WORK." - Oh Tumblr denizens, you are such a DELIGHT!

Also, this 'letter' from Goldman Sachs by Andy Borowitz is hilarious.

Also today, passed Kenneth from 30 Rock on the street and instantaneously made a cheesy grin. I realized this was very fitting reaction.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

You've seen it many times

On the verge of tears from giggling. Ah, Hollywood!

Friday, October 7, 2011

Hope

I know some may disagree on this editorial concept, but I think Hope Solo is just stunning.



As someone who everyday sees models (and others) so obviously on a heavy rotation of cigarettes, coffee, and cocaine, I love seeing muscle put on a pedestal.

I remember seeing Anja Rubik at an event a few months ago and thinking I could literally snap her in half with my fingers. It really scared me! And this from someone who has hoped my whole life to be lankier. Part of what's been so great about getting older is learning to appreciate my more 'athletic' form. I've also taken to wearing heels (when I don't have long walking routes planned), because I find it empowering to toooower over people. I guess I've finally reached a mental place where I know will never be able to blend in, so I figure why not just punctuate the hell out of standing out?

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Gratitude & Gingers

For the Lykke Li Pandora station.

For successfully weaning myself off caffeine, for a while now. Cross your fingers for me as winter impends!

For evolving tastes.

For having wonderful friends with an enormity of depth to appreciate, each of them.

For fun sightings, like Conan this morning across the street, snapped by roomie. (Did you know he's 6'4"?)

Off by 50 years


I miss DVR, mainly for the reason of taping Wheel and Jeopardy. That's all.

-Grandma