Everyone at some point in their life should date a model to realize the Zoolander-ish-ness is all ironically a facade for deep insecurity.
Everyone should also at some point crush on their best friend, and tell them. eep.
This is a really cool thesis on what it could mean to be a homosexual mormon.
A fun article (with an almost gratuitous amount of $20 words) on the Irony v. Sincerity argument.